What are the things a woman should not do after getting married?

Well, I suppose I could say that after getting married, a woman should avoid eating garlic or onions, unless she wants to spend her nights on the couch instead of in bed with her beloved. And, of course, she should never leave the toilet seat up, or risk facing the wrath of her husband’s angry cries. But in all seriousness, the key to a happy marriage is communication, compromise, and a willingness to laugh at the little things. So, as long as a woman doesn’t forget to share the remote or steal all the covers in the middle of the night, she should be just fine!